What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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