Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
