What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.

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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.

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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.

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