I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
