Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
