Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong. 798 0
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler". 32791 8
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia. 760 0