Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

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