Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"

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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

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