Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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