Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

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Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

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