Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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