Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
