Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

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