Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

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