Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".

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Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.

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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.

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