Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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Q: Why did the astronaut retire? A: He got spaced out!
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