Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

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At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."

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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.

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