You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company's massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it started again. The plant's manager stormed out of his office to find out why his multi-million- dollar machine wasn't making him any money. He listened to his people saying they couldn't figure it out, and he told them to call a technician.  Soon a tech arrived, and the manager frantically ... read more
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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