At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: "You should say to your boss that it is a shame to make a kid such hard work to do." "I told them, sir." "Well, what did they reply?" "Pull kid and some sucker will be there to help you."
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
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