An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
Me: "That it's only Wednesday."
