Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, ... read more
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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
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