Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road, and he set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started. After the first day, he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that she did an excellent job and how pleased he was wit ... read more

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.