Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.

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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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