Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.

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God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.

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