Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
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