Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

 710

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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."

 365

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

 1991

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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

 2760

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