When they get you, they have their own little signature, like Gucci or something like that.
When you walk down the street, girls will walk by, and they'll say, "Oh, that's Gladys' work, ain't it?"
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You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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"Mommy," Little Johnny asked, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"
"No, dear," she replied. "Sometimes they start with 'Darling, I'll be working late at the office tonight...'"
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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone?
"Foreign ambassador."
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
