Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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Q: Why do horny women order at Subway? A: Footlongs.
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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