Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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Question: Why did God give men penises?
Answer: So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up.
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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Answer: “Lazy.”