The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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Q: Why are hangovers better than women? A: Hangovers will go away.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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