Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

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A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

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Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.

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