There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"

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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

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Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

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