Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...

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If God is a woman then we're all going to go to Hell, but we'll never know why.

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What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it

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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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