How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"

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Josh: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning? John: A visitor.

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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.

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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"

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