The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
