My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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