What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine.
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