Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

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Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!

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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!

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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.

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Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? Answer: He died laughing.

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