There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before and after marriage.

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Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.

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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.

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What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it

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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."

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