There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before and after marriage.
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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
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