I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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