Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.

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Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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