A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

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A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road.   She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?" "Yes, I do, officer," she replied. "Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"

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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A: Place to hang their air freshener.

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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.

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