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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.

Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop a woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, "I think I was just molested back there." The bus driver looked at her and said, "Not on my bus. You couldn't have been." So, he lets her off and drives on. He comes to the next stop and another woman comes to the front to get off. She, too, looks at the bus driver and says, "I think I was just molested back there." Now the bus driver thinks that something has to be wrong, to get two complaints like this in one day is j ... read more