Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
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Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Women make it hard!
