Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, ... read more
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Josh: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning? John: A visitor.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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