1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.

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Q: Why did God invent yeast infection? A: So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying c*nt.

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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.

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Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.

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"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be forever yours!" "Sh*t... thanks for the warning."

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