I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!
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