A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"

 193

0  

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

 3147

2  

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...

 331

0  

Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

 890

0  

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

 232

0