How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.

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