A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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