In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested.
Then he created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner.
It's like it wasn't even designed for women.
How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
