What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"

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Q: Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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