Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.  She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.  When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes an ... read more

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."

I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.