What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do ... read more

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.