A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 20?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 10?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?" The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn't."

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Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.

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The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...

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"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"

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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.

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