Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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