A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."

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“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"

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