Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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