Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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