Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
