Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

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