Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

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