Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
