Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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