Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

 428

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

 433

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

 2007

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