There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

In an aeroplane flying to Melbourne a blonde girl leaves her seat and goes to the business class. The stewardess, who’ s watching her, gently asks her to see her ticket and tells her that she has to go back to her seat. But the blonde girl replies “I am young, beautiful, I travel to Melbourne and I’m staying here”. The stewardess goes to the cockpit and explains the copilot what happened. So he comes out of the cockpit and tries to explain to the blonde girl that she had to go back to her seat. And again the blonde girl says “I am young, beautiful, I travel to Melbourne and I’m staying ... read more

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.

When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.