A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you," replies the wife. "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "I asked for, the English girl?" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months ... read more

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.