One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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