Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning.
The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin.
I said to her, "what are you doing..baking..at this time of the night" ?
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!