Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.

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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.

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