Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
