I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
