Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked g ... read more
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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