Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year! 1170 0
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock. 307 0
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast 225 0
