What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."

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