After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo!
she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo".
The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
