Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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