Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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