Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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