Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.

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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

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