In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.

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Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

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