A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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