Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

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