Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...

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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.

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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.

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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."

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