What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off: "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation."
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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