Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !" "What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks. "All of them!"

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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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