God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
First the good news.
I have given you a brain and a p***s.
The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
