Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

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