Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.

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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...

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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller. "At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine". The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?" "I told you before at nine". "Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."

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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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