Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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