What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left ... read more
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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