Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Steve Martin
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
