Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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