Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a ... read more

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.