Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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