What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology."
So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!"
Then I disconnected his life support.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
