I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't se ... read more

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.