Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
