Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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