Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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