Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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