Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people. 337 0
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard! 693 0
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 656 0
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change. 305 0
