Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

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