Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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