Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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