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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.

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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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