Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology."
So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!"
Then I disconnected his life support.
