A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner.
We actually talked to each other.
It was awful!
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
