A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.

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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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