Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house…" said th ... read more
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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