Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their ... read more
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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