The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
