Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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