Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.

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