I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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