Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

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