Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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What We Learn From the Movies: It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their p ... read more
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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