Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!

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