What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it. 338 0
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more 988 0
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. 281 0
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day. 217 0
