Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?

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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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