Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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