"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.

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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."

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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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