A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.

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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

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