What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
