Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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