Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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