I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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