yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.

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