Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out ... read more
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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