How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.

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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.

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