There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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