Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.

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