What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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