Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
 423
0  

Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
 275
0  

With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
 271
0  

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
 403
0  

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
 1513
4