I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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