Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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