Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

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