Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
