A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
