Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
