Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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