Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

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