I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

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