In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

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