Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard ... read more

Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."