Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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