Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.

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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."

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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.

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