Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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