Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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