The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
