Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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