Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me....
Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
