There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C...Now give relevant example...Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.