Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom: That would be terrible! Teacher: Why? Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!
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There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!
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The most "hungry + sad" moment..When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".
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