A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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