Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential ... read more

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.