Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
