One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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