Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.