Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

 613

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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

 234

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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