When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
