Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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