Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
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