Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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