A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excre ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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