Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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