A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.

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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.

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