Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"

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