Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
