Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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