Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

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