Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! ... read more

Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!