Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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