Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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