"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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