Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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