Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.