Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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