After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.