Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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