Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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