Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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