Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excre ... read more
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