Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind. It was the guy in the booth behind her. "Not so loud!" he said. "What?" she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup. "I said not so loud!" was his muffled reply. Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich. "How was your day?" questioned the man from behind once again. "Pretty good" responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care. "Did you pass t ... read more
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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