Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

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