Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

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