On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.

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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.

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I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.

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