No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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