Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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