A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"