There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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