Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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