Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too. Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts. "Then," asks her teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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