Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.
The cashier:
- Are you stupid? This isn't real money!
Peter:
- You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
