During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"

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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

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What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.

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The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...

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