What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.

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‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns

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Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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There's something actionable in your pants.

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What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.

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