There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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