Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

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Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.

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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

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