Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

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Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

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