Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.

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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

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A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!

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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

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