A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: "Wow, you won't believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks." The friends are curious and ask: "Well, what happened next?" The guy says: "Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her." The friends are cheering and one friend asks: "Soo... did you get any head?" The guy says: "No, I couldn't find it..."

‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield

What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.

Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.

Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.