Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."

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There's something actionable in your pants.

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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!

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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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