Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.

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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."

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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.

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