Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.

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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.

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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

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