Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.

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