Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’

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