I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.

Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the ... read more

Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.