Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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