I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.

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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.

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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.

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