Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name?
Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
