Why do men like having sex with the lights on? It makes it easier to put a name to the face.
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“Honey”, says the wife to her husband, “last night I had the most AMAZING dream..I dreamed that we were making love and next to our bed there was a black man from Africa who was waving a fan to us and that gave me great satisfaction..” The couple decided to make the dream come true, so they found a black man and offered him 200 euros to wave the fan to them while they made love. The three of them went home and the couple started having sex while the black man was waving the fan. But still the wife couldn’t get any satisfaction..So she proposed that they should change roles. She would make ... read more
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Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
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A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?”
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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