Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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Condoms are not completely safe.
A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
