Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.

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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield

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