Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
 297
0  

How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
 319
0  

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, "Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!" Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?" To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!" So the second old man rushed to the store. The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?" "Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon. "That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked. Leon replies, "Damn! Does every ... read more
 287
0  

Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
 191
0  

Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
 190
0