What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.

Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.

Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says: "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I ju ... read more