If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.

One day a girl was with her mom in the park and saw two teens having sex on the bench. The little girl asked her mom, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mom was blushing and replied, "Oh their making cakes." The next day the girl and the mom went to the zoo and saw two monkey having sex. The little girl asked again, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Again the mother replied, "Oh their making cakes." The next day, the little girl confronted her mom, "Mommy, I know you and daddy we’re making cakes last night." The mom was frightened and asked, "How did you know?" The little girl replied, "I l ... read more

How can you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtains.

The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.