What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.

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‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’ Rodney Dangerfield

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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.

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A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."

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