What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
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A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar.
He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey.
How about you and me getting it on?
I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’
The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
