Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium. 231 0
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck. 486 0
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out. 342 0
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. 406 0
