What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.

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"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."

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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

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