How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
