My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop