A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.

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