Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at t ... read more