How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

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