Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
