Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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