Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.

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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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