I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.

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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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