Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"

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What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.

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