What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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