What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.

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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.

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What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!

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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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