So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"

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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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