How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.

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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo

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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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