Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no ... read more

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.