Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.

Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.

What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.

A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"

What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.