"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at t ... read more

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.

Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.

A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.