Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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