Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.

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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

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