A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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