How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

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