What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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