Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
