Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

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What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.

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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.

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