What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"