Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."

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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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