Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She ... read more
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