Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

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Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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