What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.

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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.

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