Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...

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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

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