What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

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What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.

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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!

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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.

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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

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