What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.

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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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