What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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