Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.

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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

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