What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.

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What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.

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