Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.

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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?

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