What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!

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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.

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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

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