How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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