My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
