Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!

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