How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."