A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.

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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

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