What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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