Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his ba ... read more
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