Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United Stat ... read more