Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.

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One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."

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