A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
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