It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country.
Then I woke up.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
