After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
