The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605. 196 0
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. 419 0
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass! 1553 0
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself." 626 0
