Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!

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