Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?
America.
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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying."
The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
