When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris. 416 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 2185 1
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself." 718 0
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday. 408 0
