Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...

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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

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