Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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