Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...

An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for s ... read more