Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!

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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

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What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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