It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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