Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...

The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to come to a conference. And when they were all there, God said, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up with the way things are on Earth; so, I've decided to destroy it. The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice." So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and announced, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Boris Yeltsin called into session the Commun ... read more