Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
 913
0  

I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
 314
0  

A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
 1014
0  

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.
 291
0  

Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
 128
0