Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

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