Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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