Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!

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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.

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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

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