The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.

If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so ... read more