Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!

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The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.

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