A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?
He said quickly Obama.
When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
