Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...

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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.

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