Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country.
Then I woke up.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
