Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...

What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United Stat ... read more

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.