Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt. 263 0
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris... 316 0
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself." 664 0