Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case. I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down an ... read more
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What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.
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