It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.

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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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