Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case. I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down an ... read more

What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.