After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
