Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
