Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.

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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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