Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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