Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

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