Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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