Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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