Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

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