When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.

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