Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” “How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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