Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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