If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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