Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."

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