Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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