Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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