Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.

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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

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