Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.

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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

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