Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car!” said the blonde. “There’s f*ck*ng hundreds of them!”

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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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