Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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