Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The ... read more
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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