What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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