If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

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