Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.

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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"

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One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"

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