A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."

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Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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