Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.

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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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