A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
