Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
