Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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