911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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