What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo

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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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