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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.

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