Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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