Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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