If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a ... read more
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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