Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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