You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

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