My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
