Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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