A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man."
And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
