A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man."
And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
