My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. 1287 0
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. 2544 0
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year! 1338 1
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. 1460 0
