My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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