My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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