You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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