New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard ... read more

You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.