Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard ... read more
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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