My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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