Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

 398

0  

Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.

 411

0  

What is 143 ? I love u..No..I hate u..No..I miss u..No..I wish u..NO..143 means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE....Concentrate on Maths, And not on Romance:)

 379

0  

PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

 418

1  

What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

 367

0