What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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