Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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