Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Wi ... read more
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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