Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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