When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.” So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand.” Kylie l ... read more
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