I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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