Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.

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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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