Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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