When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
