Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.

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