Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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