What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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