Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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