Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
