When I was young, my slippers were red,
I could pick up my heels right over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but still I could dance the whole night through.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
