Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
 262
0  

Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
 194
0  

Chuck Norris can watch music.
 203
0  

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
 320
0  

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
 511
0