Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.

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Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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