Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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