A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.

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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.

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