Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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