Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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