Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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