I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
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When I was young, my slippers were red,
I could pick up my heels right over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but still I could dance the whole night through.
