A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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