My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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