Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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