What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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