How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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