Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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