Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
