Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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