Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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