Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.

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