Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Wi ... read more
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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