What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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