Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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