Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.

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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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