What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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