What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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