Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.

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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.

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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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