A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

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