I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail. 222 0
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record! 539 0
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman! 250 0
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo." 476 1
