I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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