Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

 256

0  

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

 287

0  

Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.

 133

0  

I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

 325

0  

The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

 239

0