Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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