Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
