"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
