When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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