When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.