J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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