I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.

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