Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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