Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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