Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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