Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.

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