Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
