Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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