Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."