Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
