Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”

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