J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.

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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.

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