Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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