Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?"
The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid."
The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
