Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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