Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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