Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!

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Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching porn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness.

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