What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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