Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.

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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.

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