What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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