I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.

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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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