What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.

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I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.

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