I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.

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