Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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