At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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