Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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