Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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