What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

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Chuck Norris can watch music.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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