Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.

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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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