What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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