Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.

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