J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really under ... read more
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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