What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do.
Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
