When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, ... read more
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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