What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.

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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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