What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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