Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
223
0
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."
393
0
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!