I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.

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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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