Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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