A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

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