When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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