I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"

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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!

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“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.

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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.

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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.

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