I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.

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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.

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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!

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A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You’re driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?"

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I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"

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