Office executive "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss "Certainly not!"
Office executive "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law:
the farther away the better.
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
