Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.
"No, I'll buy the chocolate.
YOU give the money to charity!"
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Why is money green?
Because people usually pick it before it's ripe!
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
