"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?" "Five bucks, sir." "And how much for my suitcase?" "No charge for the suitcase, sir." "Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk."

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We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.

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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.

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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!

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