I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.

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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.

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Why do people like to borrow money in Alaska? Because they have Fairbanks!

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My grandfather came from a very poor family. The only time he tasted meat was when he bit his tongue.

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There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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