Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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