Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
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A husband and wife are having financial troubles.
They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash.
The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later.
She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !"
"What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks.
"All of them!"
