Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!" 249 0
‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan 182 0
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !' 227 0
A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife. 243 0
