Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.

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What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.

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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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