Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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