"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, James?"
"Yes, this is James."
"Are you sure this is James."
"Yes I'm sure, this is James!"
"This is Robert... can you lend me twenty dollars?"
"I'll tell James when he comes in."
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An actuary priced an automobile ‘fire and theft’ policy with an extremely low premium.
When asked why it was so cheap, he said, ‘Who’d steal a burnt car?’
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Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
