I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.

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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

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He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.

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What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.

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When does a female deer need money? When she doesnt have a buck.

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