Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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He was so mean he had the house sound-proofed so the children wouldn’t be able to hear the ice cream van.
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
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