Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!

‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright

What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.

He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.

A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him, "Pour me a 15 year old scotch before the trouble starts." The bartender thinks this is very strange but pours him the 15 year old scotch. After finishing that drink, the man tells the bartender to pour him an 18 year old scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender is becoming a little worried, but pours him the 18 year old scotch. Befo ... read more