Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.

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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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