What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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He’s in debt up to his eyes. The only thing he’s paid for is his hat.

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Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.

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A man walked into a lawyer's office. "How much does your advice cost?" he asked the lawyer. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "And what was your third question?"

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