Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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