Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.

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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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Think nobody knows you’re alive? Try missing a payment.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

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