Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2! 202 0
He was so mean he had the house sound-proofed so the children wouldn’t be able to hear the ice cream van. 187 0
How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines. 183 0
