Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her

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What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

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"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

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