‘Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.’
Jay Leno
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Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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Jesus saves.
But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?