Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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‘Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.’
Rita Rudner
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness.
So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
