Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Smile and the world audits your taxes.

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If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.

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