Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure.
Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?
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An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit:
"Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent.
"Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it!
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How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
