‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
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Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer?
He liked cold hard cash!
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If I won the Lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs.
I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
