I saw a tramp who was so broke he was standing on the corner shouting, ‘Will work for cardboard and a magic marker!’

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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.

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