Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

 2003

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

 653

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Why did the millionaire count his money with his toes? So it wouldn't slip through his fingers!

 135

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

 1050

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What’s the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!

 185

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