‘We were kind of poor and my mother hated to spend a nickel on herself, so she bought most of her things in an army surplus store.
She was the only woman in Cleveland wearing khaki lipstick.’
Bob Hope
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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I love her so much I worship the ground her father found oil on.
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Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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Patient: "Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness."
Doctor: "You can pay by cash, cheque or MONEY order."
