Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
