Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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The best things in life are free, plus tax.

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Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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