What leads most people into debt? Trying to catch up with people who are already there.

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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

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A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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