Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

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