‘If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.’ Mark Twain
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An actuary priced an automobile ‘fire and theft’ policy with an extremely low premium.
When asked why it was so cheap, he said, ‘Who’d steal a burnt car?’
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
