They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall. But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself. These scientists should better stop their lies.
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?! Doctor: Nine.. Patient: What? Doctor: Eight..
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .
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Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...
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