Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)
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Why did British leave India in 1947 only? Becoz They came to know unka baap RAJNIKANT was going to born in 1948..:)D.D
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
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