Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-) 220 0
Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen... 196 0
Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away. 503 0
What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!! 224 1
