A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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I was in 10th; she was in 10th.
I was in 12th; she was in 12th.
I got BSc; she got BSc
I was doing MSc; she got married.
I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.
I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.
I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard
I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th
I have joined job; her daughter has joined college
And the greatest Irony!
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancée.
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True saying....Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator”
The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
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When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-)
