James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.

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Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.

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