Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....Is a PHOTOGRAPHER!
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Promises are like babies...Fun to make but hell to deliver...
