I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

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Height of Unemployment: Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

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Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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