Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
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The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years.
Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
