Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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