Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...
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A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P
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Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
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