8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention If a Taylor makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a teacher makes a mistake, it’s a new theory But, if a student makes a mistake, it’s a Mistake.

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YOGA Effect: A Boy Was Having d Habit 0f Smoking . . .His Parents Sent Him To Yoga Classes For Treatment...Now He Can Smoke With His Legs Also . . .

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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: One Has To Look On Both Sides, While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......

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Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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