James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)

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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!

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