John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
