Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.
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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
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Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!
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Rajnikant got admission in medical profession...And gave viva exam...In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation...
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!