A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)

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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.

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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .

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