Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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The one & only things we should know in life is that most people don't look for truths of life, They only search for someone to agree with them...
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!