Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

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Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!"

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing...Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

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Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam: Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr...Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track...

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