Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....Is a PHOTOGRAPHER!

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Similarity B/W Love & FOOD: If U Cross The Limits, The Result Will Be Vomiting...

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