A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ..."Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen.."
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What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ?...........An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet...
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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