Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.
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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing...Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
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Rajnikant got admission in medical profession...And gave viva exam...In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation...
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