A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left." 962 1
When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-) 241 1
Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!! 241 0
8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course. 452 0
True love comes only 1 time with 1 person...If it comes for the second time, it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!! 246 0
