They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

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When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings...Dont Think That You Are In Love......................It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary...

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My Girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish. So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.

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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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