A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her...Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"...
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I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors”
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.
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Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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Which is the longest Toilet in the world? Answer: Indian railway track, because we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir...Proud to be an Indian...