Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
“I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.”
Then I said, “Turn Left”.
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
