Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ..."Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen.."

ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of liters per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of liters per day. Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which one? Black or brown? Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer (now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same? Farmer: Because, the black one’s mine. Interviewer: Oh, and the br ... read more

Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.