Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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Relative: Son, what’s your age? Guy: 25 Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry? Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle? Relative: 70 Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark
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We face earthquakes only when...........Rajnikanth plays skipping.
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