A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .
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C H I L D H O O D Is Like Being D R U N K . . .Everyone Remembers What You Did, Except You ..
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.