Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that - A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"
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Love starts from eyes, grows with gifts, ends with tears...but todays love starts from mobile, grows with balance, ends with number changing...
