Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away. 397 0
Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!" 222 0
They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.! 202 0