I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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Promises are like babies...Fun to make but hell to deliver...
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Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
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