Relative: Son, what’s your age?
Guy: 25
Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle?
Relative: 70
Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen...
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks...
