My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: One Has To Look On Both Sides, While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
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A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P
