Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? Its like waiting for a boat at the airport
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Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.
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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .
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Promises are like babies...Fun to make but hell to deliver...
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world! Answer: It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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