I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p 197 0
When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-) 201 0
Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy. 181 0
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ?...........An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet... 210 0
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P 219 0
