"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that - A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"
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Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...
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Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
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True love comes only 1 time with 1 person...If it comes for the second time, it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!
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