Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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The next Generation poem: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER, HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR, QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH, DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY...
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Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
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