Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam...Tortoise-80% and Rabbit-84%...Both wanted admission in good college...Cut off-85%...Rabbit didn't get but tortoise got! How? Remember he had won d race! Sports Quota!
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C H I L D H O O D Is Like Being D R U N K . . .Everyone Remembers What You Did, Except You ..
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Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Cute lines: Man found thousands of way to cheat god...But God punishes him by simply making him to fall in love..!
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Tip to reduce weight: First turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right...Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat...
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