In India we have only postman and not postwoman...Because woman takes 9 months for delivery...
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Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...
