Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
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Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!
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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: One Has To Look On Both Sides, While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......
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1) I woke up 2) I went to school 3) I saw her 4) I ran to her, and I hugged her 5) I kissed her Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
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