Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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Height of Unemployment: Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"
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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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