Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)
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Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen...
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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.
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What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
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