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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too. 717 0
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth... 207 0
A Tata's twenty-two wheeler huge truck once met an accident against RAJNIKANT.....Since then...its called TATA NANO... 187 0
