Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!
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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks...
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Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!