Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography...Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”...
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter...
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Son: Give me money for gym Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
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Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.
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