The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left”.
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
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