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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away. 515 0
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason... 251 0
Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS… 207 0
Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen... 199 0
