A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

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I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...

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THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??....THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE...

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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks...

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Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

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