Son: Give me money for gym
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
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I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors”
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.
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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
