Funny But True:)...Combined Study Is Meeting With Frndz...Where Al Aspectz Of World Wil B Discussed, Xcept Studies!!!

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SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You're Spending Someone Else's Money Instead Of Your Own

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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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