Don't Break anyone's heart...They have only one of it...Break their bones...They have 206 of them...
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason...
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If Money Ever Grew On Trees, Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating With Monkeys...
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FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...
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Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle
William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light
Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
