I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
“I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.”
Then I said, “Turn Left”.
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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
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When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-)
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...
