Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam...Tortoise-80% and Rabbit-84%...Both wanted admission in good college...Cut off-85%...Rabbit didn't get but tortoise got! How? Remember he had won d race! Sports Quota!
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth...
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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.
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Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam: Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr...Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track...
