Tip to reduce weight: First turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right...Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat...
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3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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Hi guys.
I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
