Interviewer: Do you speak English?
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Name?
Applicant: Gurmeet Ram and from India
Interviewer: Sex?
Applicant: Three to five times a week.
Interviewer: No, no… I mean male or female?
Applicant: Yes, male, female, sometimes Pig.
Interviewer: Holy cow!
Applicant: No Cow she is our mother and we drink her piss.
Interviewer: But isn’t it hostile?
Applicant: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Interviewer: Oh dear!
Applicant: No, no! Deer runs too fast.