Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order soon.

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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!

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Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography...Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”...

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FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...

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