Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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Cute lines: Man found thousands of way to cheat god...But God punishes him by simply making him to fall in love..!
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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter...
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Interviewer: Introduce yourself
Boy: My father’s name is Laughing
Boy: My mother’s name is Smiling
Interviewer: Are you kidding?
Boy: No, he’s my cousin and I’m Joking.