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10,000 years ago Rajnikant's girlfrnd died...He CRIED a Lot & 2day Still 71% of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!!!
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Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc. Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
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The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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