Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI: In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins...In india after rain, the road disappears in 5 mins...!

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What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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