They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
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This is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People: Once Rajnikant gave kiss 2 his Girlfriend In front of a Kid...Today that Kid is known as Imran Hashmi..!
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1) I woke up 2) I went to school 3) I saw her 4) I ran to her, and I hugged her 5) I kissed her Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.
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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.
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