Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
A policeman arrives.
Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.