True saying....Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.

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THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??....THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE...

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

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1970s saying: Friends remember u during ur gud times n forget during bad times...2010 saying: Friends remember when 100 msgs r FREE n forget when msgs r CHARGED...

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