Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.
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Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!"
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Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question!!!
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If Money Ever Grew On Trees, Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating With Monkeys...
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They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
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