Question: When do you knw ur in love? Ans: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan...
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
