What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!

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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

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