3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...

Tip to reduce weight: First turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right...Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat...

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

Golden Words: "Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses...And u become Non sense!"