Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs...Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs...What Is Proved?? "Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!
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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
A policeman arrives.
Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
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The next Generation poem: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER, HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR, QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH, DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY...
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...