They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
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Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!
