Woman Is Completely Harmless And Doesnt Believe In Violence...Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry...
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Son: Give me money for gym
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
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The next Generation poem: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER, HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR, QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH, DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY...
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True saying....Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly.
But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally.
And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
