We face earthquakes only when...........Rajnikanth plays skipping.

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Tip to reduce weight: First turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right...Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat...

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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Wife was in the ICU Doctor: It seems she is in a coma Husband: Please save her doctor. She is just 30 Suddenly the ECG started beeping, a hand moved and her lips mumbled. And she spoke: I’m not 30, I’m just 29.

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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