Which is the longest Toilet in the world? Answer: Indian railway track, because we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir...Proud to be an Indian...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...
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Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in...Wife:I do not think that is going to help...Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
