They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall. But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself. These scientists should better stop their lies.

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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

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Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P

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Don't Break anyone's heart...They have only one of it...Break their bones...They have 206 of them...

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Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order soon.

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