What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
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The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
A policeman arrives.
Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!