Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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Doc 2 Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back...Patient 2 Doc : The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
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Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI: In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins...In india after rain, the road disappears in 5 mins...!
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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
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