Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)
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If Money Ever Grew On Trees, Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating With Monkeys...
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: One Has To Look On Both Sides, While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
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