8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Woman Is Completely Harmless And Doesnt Believe In Violence...Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry...
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Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…
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Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men...But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
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