Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P

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The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...

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New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon. 2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon. 3rd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. (All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. 1st girl: Hi, my name is moon…

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What would be the name of the ultimate reality show for babies....???.................."SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK"?

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