Two devils came in 2 my dreams...They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person."...I suggest them your name...They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...
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Read all the sentences in order
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is thirty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.
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Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
