Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Golden Words: "Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses...And u become Non sense!"
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