Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D 170 0
Doc 2 Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back...Patient 2 Doc : The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back. 209 0
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense... 184 0
