Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime! Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
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1970s saying: Friends remember u during ur gud times n forget during bad times...2010 saying: Friends remember when 100 msgs r FREE n forget when msgs r CHARGED...
