Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her...Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...
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