A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!

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Love Happens Automatically......Manual Working Of It Is Called Flirting...

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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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