Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years. Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...
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