Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”
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A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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