Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

 217

0  

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.

 209

0  

One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."

 272

0  

Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

 220

0  

Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."

 447

0