Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border. As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up. I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged ta ... read more
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What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!
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