A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't really do that, did you?" "You would never get through basic training," scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own b ... read more
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map....
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