What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops!

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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.

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