What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops!
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On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, "Are there any friendly bears listening?" After a moment, another voice replied, "Yes, I'm a friendly bear," and then another voice, "I'm a friendly bear too!" At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on an radio link. When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, "You're not a very ... read more
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
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Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
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