Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much, sir."
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
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