Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. "Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I ... read more

What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!

Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.