Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiven ... read more

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.