What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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