Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"
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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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