A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series:
"Look, how much he loves her…"
"Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"
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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
