Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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