Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger ... read more
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