Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands ... read more

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.