Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second gu ... read more

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.