What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiven ... read more
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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