Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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