Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

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