What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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