What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a ... read more