A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit t ... read more
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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