A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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