Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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