Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

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