What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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