There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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