There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a ... read more

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.