What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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