I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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