Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks. 301 0
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road. 282 0
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder. 333 0