Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger ... read more