Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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