Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "W ... read more