How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 408 0
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells? 661 0
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks. 407 0
