How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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