What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several br ... read more
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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