What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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