Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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