What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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