How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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