How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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