Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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