What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

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