Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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