There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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