How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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