Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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