What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.

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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

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