Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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