"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine."

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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."

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How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.

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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.

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