This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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