If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining.
She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!"
Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you."
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
