How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Man: Great idea, bad design.
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One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot at? J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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