After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.

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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!

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How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.

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