Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?"
"Just sand," replied Jose.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
