What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.

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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!

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I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.

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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."

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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

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