What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.

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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

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Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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