Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

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(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.

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