What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. "Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me ... read more
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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