A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please."
"Did you bring a container for this? "
"You're speaking to it."
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A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked.
"You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says.
"Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?"
The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
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A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
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How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
