Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...

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Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.

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John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?

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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.

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