I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
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Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
