Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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An advertisement:
I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones.
Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.