What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

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