What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.

Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and a ... read more