Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'" "What’s your name?” she asked. He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."

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Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.

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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."

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