Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.
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Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say
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I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him.
I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the s**t out of you.
