What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.

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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.

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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."

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