What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.

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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.

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Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!

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