A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what’s up with you?," he asked. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She’s hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither. He’s bald."

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.

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