What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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