Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.

There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Macedonian men and 1 Macedonian woman. One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere... The first Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman. The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois". The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when th ... read more

Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.

Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.

What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.