Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.

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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.

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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!

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Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. "I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.

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