If you catch a man…throw him back.
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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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