Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.

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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.

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God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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