Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits) The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

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What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.

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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

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