Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.

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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.

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A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"

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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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