Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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