Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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