Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife." Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Donnie replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" ... read more
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