What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"
Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!
Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
