A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."

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Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

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