How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.

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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'

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John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?

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