A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.

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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

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Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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