Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.

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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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