What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.

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