Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. "Every blonde in the world will get two million." The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men. The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. ... read more
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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