Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
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How can you tell if a man is lying?
You can see his lips moving.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
