How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.

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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!

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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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