What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.
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What's the difference between a man and an ox?
Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
First the good news.
I have given you a brain and a p***s.
The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
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How is a man like a microwave oven?
Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
