Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the ... read more