Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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Three men were walking along in the forest when they were captured by a group of cannibals. The king of the cannibals gives the three men a challenge "If you complete this challenge, you will go free, if not we will eat you." The three men, not wanting to die, agree to hear the challenge. "You most go in to the forest and pick out 10 of any fruit you find, bring those fruits back here" the king says. The three men head out in search of their fruit. The first man comes back with 10 apples in his hands, happy as can be. The king then says "You must shove those 10 apples up your butt wi ... read more
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Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
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What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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