Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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