My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where. 933 0
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory. 942 0
Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends. 1091 0
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 22920 4
