Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."

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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

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