My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where. 1140 0
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory. 1150 0
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1448 1
