I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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