My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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