First man: "I follow the medical profession." Second man: "Are you a doctor?" First man: "No, I'm an undertaker."

There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.

Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After ... read more

Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.