A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.

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First man: "I follow the medical profession." Second man: "Are you a doctor?" First man: "No, I'm an undertaker."

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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"

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