I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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