Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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