Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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