Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"

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