When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"
"My name is Paul."
