Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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