An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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