Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
