My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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