When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
