Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him.
"Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
