Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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