He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"
"My name is Paul."
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
