Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."

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