Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
