Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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