Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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