An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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