Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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