The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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