"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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