"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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