How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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