Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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