Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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