Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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