Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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