Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
