Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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