Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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