Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."

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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

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