If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

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Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.

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The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.

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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

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