So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.
At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
