Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. ... read more

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.