Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris. 459 0
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad." 40814 37
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 605 0
