What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.Th ... read more
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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