A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

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Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.

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