Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

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