Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
 535
0  

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
 515
0  

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
 486
0  

How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
 505
0  

What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
 790
0