A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked.
"You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says.
"Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?"
The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
A: Tell them you can't cum.
