While talking to girl:
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroke-n-off
