Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."

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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."

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