What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.

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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

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