Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

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Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.

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What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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