What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge.
A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo.
She looks at the shelf behind the register.
"How much for the white one?"
"$10."
"How much for the black one?"
"$20."
She buys the white one.
A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo.
After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one.
A third lady comes in for a dildo.
She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one.
She makes her purchase and leaves.Th ... read more
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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
A: Tell them you can't cum.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!