Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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