I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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"Mr. Ben, I am asking for your daughter's hand."
"Why? I don't get it, don't you have a hand?"
"I do sir, but I'm sick and tired with my own hand sir!"
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A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
