What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

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