True relatives always stand behind u during bad times...Check ur marriage album...All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove.
‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman.
‘I certainly have,’ says the woman.
‘I’ve been married four times.’
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My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
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I know of no one who is happily married, except my husband.