Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken.

There’s a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children.

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”....Next day he received a hundred letters...They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation. One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy." This nearly gave the father a heart attack ... read more

Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.