Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.

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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

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Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

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It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED...It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered...

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Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right?? Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!

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