My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. "Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go... I... I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I’m afraid I also was theone who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion..." "That’s all right dearest; don’t even give it a sec ... read more