Telling a lie is, Fault 4 a little boy, an Art 4 a lover, an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor, and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.  Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.  "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely," she ... read more