I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.

Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked wher ... read more

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends..A Cat came there and danced....Tiger asked who r u ? Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage……

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”