A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.
Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"
The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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Tom was a model husband.
Mind you, he wasn’t a working model.
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 40 lb.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
