Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."
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"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?" "It's over!" "Over? Why, what happened?" "We got married..."
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...
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Marriage may be made in heaven... But maintenance charges must be paid on earth...
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