A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, “Oh, no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50- ... read more
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Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .Both Are Mistaken
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Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.
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Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
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If you want to drive your wife crazy don’t talk in your sleep, just smile.
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