My husband and I married for better or worse. He couldn’t do better and I couldn’t do worse.
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Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
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