"My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."

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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.

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There was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparing them with a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered...

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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling "Who’s been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don’t have enough ammo, mate!"

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