A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
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I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband:
"So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
