The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it.

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"

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A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"

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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?

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