Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .Both Are Mistaken

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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"

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Philosophy Of Life : ” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

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Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.

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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...

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