True relatives always stand behind u during bad times...Check ur marriage album...All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’
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My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.
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I know of no one who is happily married, except my husband.
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