Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A: Two mothers-in-law.

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A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. "But how am I going to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day." "And that would do it?" the surprised wife wonders. "Well," answers the husband, "it sure did work on your behind!"

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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

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Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot...To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)

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Make love, not war. Or if you want to do both – get married!

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