I’ve been happily married for ten whole years.
And ten out of thirty isn’t bad.
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A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared.
He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man.
When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren’t you afraid of me, I’m evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!"
The man replied "You don’t scare me, I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years."
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A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.
Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"
The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
