Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
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