Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
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