A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?" "The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.

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HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl. He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"

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