HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl. He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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