How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. 587 0
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. 509 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 1906 1
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing. 462 0
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard! 740 0
