How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
