Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

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