Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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