Justin Bieber puked on stage.
That settles it, she's pregnant.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
