If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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