What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him:
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you drink?
- No.
- Do you eat fast food?
- No.
- Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...