Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
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The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir:
You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here.
But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy."
I tell him I want a second opinion.
He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
