Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Life is an open door.
It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet."
Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
