What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

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Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?" The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ! The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?" The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!" The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child? The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"

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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

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