Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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