My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
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A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car.
"That is amazing" the employee was fascinated.
"That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Law of employment:
When leaving work late, you will mostly go unnoticed.
When you leave early, you will meet your boss at the parking lot.
