Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell. After a week of being in hell, devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Hell only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations." St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise. From that day and then there was a disturbing silence. After two months St. Peter goe ... read more
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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