Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?" Me: "That it's only Wednesday." 98 0
My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't. 443 0
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China. 637 0
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning. 368 0
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life. 102 0
