I don't understand why people pay shrinks when I'll tell them what's wrong with themselves for free.
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The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for marriedcouples is the "doggie position".
The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know...its never been done.
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What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
