Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!"
"Why?"
"Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
