Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his brother's recent death. He couldn't decide which son he could send to college, since he could only afford to send one. This farmer also had two ducks. These ducks were retarded. They were only two ducks on the farm that weren't normal. He told his sons that whoever could get the most money for the duck would go to college. The sons went out in attempt to collect as much money as they could. The first son was walking down the street when he passed a man working in the yard. T ... read more

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"