The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them.
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.
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How many mexicans does it take to build...
Oh shit, They're done!
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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
