Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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