I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!

A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election. So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation. "Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something" the prime minister said. A minister pops up and says: "We will redecorate! We will change desks, chairs, sofas, floors, curtains, everything will be changed." The others also agree and start to make plans. So sometime later, the maid comes inside, and she sees them so upset all working hard making plans, and says: "What about you guys, What is going on?" "We do not ... read more