Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?"
Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?"
Customer: "No, I can’t."
Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
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What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
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The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them.
