"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.
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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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