A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.

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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"

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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.

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