Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.

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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.

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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

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You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '

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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.

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