What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!
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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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