"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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Can I help you? No. I just waited in the line for 30 minutes to say Hi.
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The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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