I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions'
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
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