You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You Matter.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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