If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
 366
0  

I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
 398
0  

A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out wearing just a bath towel, and she confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman. "Oh, OK," replies the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?" "No," says the woman. "Up to my tits will be fine."
 153
0  

What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
 272
0  

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...
 201
0