Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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Is it true that 5 minutes of laugh prolongs your life by 5 minutes? It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it...
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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