I don't understand why people pay shrinks when I'll tell them what's wrong with themselves for free.

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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror. “How long have you been riding around without a tail light?” asked the officer. “Oh, no!” screamed the man, jumping out of the car. “Calm down, it isn’t that serious.” said the officer. “Wait’ll my family finds out.” “Where’s your family?” “They’re in the trailer that was hitched to the car!”

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Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.

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