"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life. 76 0
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool. 181 0
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it. 152 0
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him. 404 0
