The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
