What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis

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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

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