What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.

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