What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

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