How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

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Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.

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