How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
