What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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