How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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