What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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