How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
