The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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