How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
