What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

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