How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?’
Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
