How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?
How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed ‘Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.'
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
