How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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How is an earnest lawyer called? An oxymoron.
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me th ... read more
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