Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Out of courtesy, sharks never attack lawyers.
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
