What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.

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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

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How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...

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What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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I dated a lawyer until she said, ‘Stop, and/or I’ll slap your face!’

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