Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and a drunk are in a bar when they spot a hundred pounds on the floor.
Who gets it?
The drunk – the other three are mythological creatures.
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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
