He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.

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The boss speaking with the secretary: Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of time, you have the right to laze all day long? My lawyer.

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Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.

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"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor. "It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"

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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!

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