Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"

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A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.

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