It seemed that the son of a Spanish lawyer graduated from college and was considering the future. He went to his father, who had a very large office, and asked if he might be given a desk in the corner where he could observe his father's activities. He could be introduced to his father's clients as a clerk. This way, he could decide on whether or not to become a lawyer. His father thought this to be a splendid idea, and this arrangement was set up immediately. On his son's first day at work, the first client in the morning was a rough-hewn man with calloused hands, in workman's attir ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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I dated a lawyer until she said, ‘Stop, and/or I’ll slap your face!’
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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