Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’
‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man.
‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years.
A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
