Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.

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What’s black and tan and looks great on a lawyer? A Dobermann pinscher.

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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