Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!

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Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.

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Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.

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