Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
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Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
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Lawyer: ‘Let me give you my honest opinion.’ Client: ‘No, no. I’m paying for professional advice.’
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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
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