How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
