One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, e ... read more
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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
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He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
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How is an earnest lawyer called? An oxymoron.
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