A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'

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Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

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Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.

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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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