How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."
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What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.