The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...

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How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water!

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From tomorrow you are free! The lawyer informs his client. Yes, I’m so happy, I have nothing to say, grumbled the prisoner. I torment myself for 5 years to make a rope ladder, 3 years to rasp the cage bars and you come now with the amnesty ordinance, exactly now when I wanted to break free...

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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A plumber went to the attorneys house to unstop the sink. When he finished he said to the attorney "that will be $400.00." The attorney became irate "What do you mean $400.00, you were only here 20 minutes, that's ridiculous!!" The plumber replied, "I thought the same thing when I was an attorney".

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