A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

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Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

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Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

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