What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
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