A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

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What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.

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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit

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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.

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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.

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