Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Nina’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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