When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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