"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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Kid: "please could I go 2 the toilet"
teacher: "say the alphabet"
Kid: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz"
teacher: "where's the p?"
kid: "running half way down my leg"
