Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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