Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"

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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.

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