Most babies born today are very young.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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