What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)

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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)

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