How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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