Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!

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Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.

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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.

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