Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
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