A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
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Man: "How old is your father?"
Boy: "As old as me."
Man: "How can that be?"
Boy: "He became a father only when I was born."
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
