A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

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Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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What do we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners!

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