A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ‘But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.’

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

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A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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