A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responses:
American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
