What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brot ... read more
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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