Nurse: "If youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half."
Me: [visibly confused]
Wife: "The grapes, not the baby."
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom.
The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades.
"Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A catologue.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
