What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future? Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to be a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother. Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.
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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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