This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.

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He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.

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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.

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