Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.

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Peter: My mom is having a new baby. Joy: What's wrong with the old one?

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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