How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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