Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

 1593

0  

Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

 1991

0  

How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

 715

2  

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

 1645

0  

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

 1244

1