How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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