A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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