Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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