Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

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