Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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