Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

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A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

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