Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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