How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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