How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the fath ... read more
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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