Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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