How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!