The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.

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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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