How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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