Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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