Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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