Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic. So Johnny says, "Mum, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What does it really matter? You’ll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny’s father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you’re more Jewish or more Hispanic?" asks his dad. "Well, it’s like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for ... read more