Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"

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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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