Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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