The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife…"

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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