How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "W ... read more

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.