Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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