How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.