Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more