Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
