If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.

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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.

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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.

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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email&#160;protected]</a>

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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

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