Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
