What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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