Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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