Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

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