Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

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