Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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