Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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