Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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