Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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