Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second...Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin...Wife: Ok give me a coin...Husband:Wait a second
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends...Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There's Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"...Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
