A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams...Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!!!
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When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
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Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple...A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"...Audience was in shock and silence...He added: "she was my mother"...A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home...After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker...by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!!! Moral: don't co ... read more
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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay...The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse...He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today...The story continues...The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased...Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing...He said your husband has blocked your credit card...MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband...Story continues...Wife took out his husbands credit ... read more
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