Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday...Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. 338 0
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle...If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further...M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE.... 335 0
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women 297 0
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 329 0
A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle...If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further...Moral: Always keep a spare wheel! 307 0
