Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it...So i bought 3 movie tickets...Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family...& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

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Wife called her husband..Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank...Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress...Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river...Do you want fish to cook?

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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women

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Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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