Wife called her husband..Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank...Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress...Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river...Do you want fish to cook?

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car .

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"...Audience was in shock and silence...He added: "she was my mother"...A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home...After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker...by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!!! Moral: don't co ... read more

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday...Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!