Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up..We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! Husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

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A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One...After A While,The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey"...His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At the Wedding"

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Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple...A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Compromising wth ur wife does not mean u r wrong n she is right...It only means that ur personal safety is more important than ur ego !!

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