Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women
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Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me...Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, & No one teaches how to choose a husband...NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!!
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