Marry Someone Who Can COOK...LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t :-P
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
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Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second...Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin...Wife: Ok give me a coin...Husband:Wait a second
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A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen he is awake
