Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!

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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?

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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."

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