A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days

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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!

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