Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?
1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always....shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood.
Police are still hunting for the clots.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
