Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

 1047

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.

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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

 604

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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