What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.” She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to hersel ... read more
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