A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.

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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.

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