What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border. As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up. I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged ta ... read more
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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