What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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