Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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How do you know when you honeymoon is over? When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid." The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You'r ... read more
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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