What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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