Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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