Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.