Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.

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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.

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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.

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