Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.

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