The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.

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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

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