Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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