Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student as ... read more
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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