“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so ... read more
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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