“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.

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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.

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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

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