Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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