Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.

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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

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