Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

 1313

0  

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

 1131

0  

The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.

 1244

0  

They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

 1651

0  

Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

 1330

2