They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so ... read more
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