Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.

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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.

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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

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