Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

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A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."

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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.

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