Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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