What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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