"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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