What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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