The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
