Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."

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