Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!

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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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