Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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