How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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