Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face. 5762 3
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg. 270 0
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken. 260 0
