Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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