Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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