Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.

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