What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.

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