Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.

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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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