Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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