When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother.
„Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
