What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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