Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.

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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.

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