There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

 1990

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The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."

 411

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.

 378

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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.

 293

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.

 103

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