Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.

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