Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.

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