What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.

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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."

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