If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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