There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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There are two cows in a field.
One says to the other:
"So what do you think of mad cow disease?"
The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
