Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."

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An old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says "I got some bad news for you. you have Cancer and you have Alzheimer's." And the old man says "At least I don't have Cancer."

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.

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