What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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