Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"

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