What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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