Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.

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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"

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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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