What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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How can you tell if you have acne?
If the blind can read your face.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
