Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.