Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
276
0
The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day.
So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
291
0
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
325
0
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
305
0
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers."
Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
