Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.
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Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"