What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.” Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch t ... read more
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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