Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
