A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.

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What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.

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