Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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