The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.

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