When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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