Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
